Host Thomas Friestad is joined by staff writers Hiba Ahmad and MK Koszycki, and news editor Tim White to analyze the new premiere of Jersey Shore.

In this episode, we discuss:

–How will the cast respond to ‘Hurricane Situation’?

–What do four NoVa kids have to say about ‘tanorexia’?

–Just how ridiculous was the Snooki vs. Unit feud?

–Was Vinny’s meltdown understandable because of his background?

–What can we expect from the show’s future?

It’s a podcast even more delicious than a jar of pickle juice…it’s the Valor Dictus Podcast!